Rebuttal

Okay, dat does it, now you've gone too far.

Sure, the whole character sheet thing was kinda interestin'—relivin' the old memories, takin' a look at how I always outranked Dino-butt... Yeah, he was a good ol' soldier, but... Now, this is gettin' ridiculous. Look at—would you look at this slag? Here ya' got your Maximal chamber of horrors... Gave ultimate power to Eight-Eyes for no good reason... You're quotin' "Re-Boot," yeah, like dat's a real viable source... and now here you've gone and deified da Birddog! It's crazies like you dat make this gig so rough. Bad enough we gotta deal with the usual crops a' Preds, now you're sittin' here rattlin' off "statistics" for a whole bunch more! I never even heard of these people!

Look, all I'm sayin' is, I never authorized this scrap.

Sure, yeah, quote me on the site; see if I care.

—Rattrap, Beast Wars Veteran


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